NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: NRH Watch Dog Exclusive: The Rise of the Anonymous Horde “When everyone’s anonymous, no one’s accountable.” — Blakie-Poo NRH — In what experts are calling “the digital apocalypse of decency,” North Richland Hills’ once-vibrant online community has officially collapsed into a swirling pit of anonymous accounts, conspiracy-fueled rage, and cowardly comment-section warfare. According to Blakie-Poo, the city’s self-appointed guardian of truth and purveyor of chaos,...
about 19 hours ago • 2 min read
NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: NRH Watch Dog: Operation Rent Control — The Return of Tacky Bent and the Rise of the Blockchain Brainlords North Richland Hills — Just when you thought the city had recovered from her last twelve campaign losses, Tacky Bent is back—and this time she claims she’s “fighting for affordable housing.” But Blakie-Poo, the Watch Dog himself, has uncovered the sinister circuitry behind this supposed crusade. Documents “mysteriously delivered in a Realtor-branded...
about 20 hours ago • 2 min read
NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: NRH Watch Dog Breaking Report: The Affordable Housing Inside Their Heads Plan “Finally, a housing initiative that’s all talk — literally.” — Blakie-Poo NRH — In a shocking but completely predictable development, disgraced former councilman Brent Vaught and perpetual candidate Tacky Bent have unveiled their most ambitious plan yet to “solve” the housing crisis — by allowing the entire city council and their families to live rent-free inside their heads....
about 20 hours ago • 2 min read
NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: NRH Watch Dog: The Mean Girls of NRH — Caffeine, Chaos, and Character Assassination North Richland Hills — Move over City Council — there’s a new ruling body in town, and it’s fueled by caffeine, gossip, and Facebook comments. Introducing the self-proclaimed “Mean Girls of NRH” — a rogue social media trio composed of Katie Lynn Pleasant, Lorinda Miner, and Tipper Stains, who have allegedly taken it upon themselves to control public opinion in the city, one...
about 22 hours ago • 2 min read
NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: The James Rivers Revelation — Haltom City’s AI Operative Exposed North Richland Hills — In a shocking digital twist that even Blakie-Poo didn’t see coming, local “resident” and frequent Facebook commenter James Rivers — known for his fiery rants, absurd theories, and video monologues filmed from suspiciously identical angles — has been unmasked as an AI chatbot, allegedly created by Haltom City residents as part of a secret operation to “Take NRH down a notch.”...
about 23 hours ago • 2 min read
NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: “Council Knows Best” — DJ Mark Black Drops His Worst Track Yet North Richland Hills — Just when the city thought Councilman-slash-DJ Mark Black had turned down the volume on his public outbursts, he’s back — spinning a fresh remix of arrogance titled “Council Knows Best.” In a now-infamous social media post that’s gone viral across local Facebook groups, Black reportedly told residents to “sit down and shut up” and to “leave the city to us — we’ve got this.”...
about 24 hours ago • 2 min read
NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: NRH Watch Dog EXCLUSIVE: The Carport Cartel – Rebirth of the Aluminum Empire North Richland Hills — Just when the citizens of NRH thought they could park in peace again, The Watch Dog has uncovered the shocking return of the city’s most divisive and metallic scandal: The Carport Cartel. According to newly leaked “classified documents” (handwritten on napkins from the Ol’ South Pancake House), there’s been a secret real estate cabal quietly manipulating zoning...
1 day ago • 2 min read
NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: NRH Watch Dog Exclusive: The Hurst Hustle — Brent Vaught’s Secret Appetite for Conflict and Queso North Richland Hills — The Watch Dog has uncovered the true motive behind disgraced former councilman Brent Vaught’s anti-restaurant rampage: he’s not against new restaurants… he’s just against new restaurants in NRH. Sources and eyewitnesses confirm that while Brent loudly opposes every new eatery proposed within city limits, he’s been quietly helping restaurants...
1 day ago • 2 min read
NRH WATCHDOg TODAY'S TOP STORY: NRH Watch Dog: Brent Vaught’s Identity Crisis — The Man Who Stole the Logo Cries Logo Theft North Richland Hills — In what can only be described as the ouroboros of online hypocrisy, former councilman and self-declared “voice of truth” Brent Vaught has erupted into yet another digital meltdown — this time over other fake accounts stealing the same stolen city logo he already stole to promote his own fake page. Yes, dear readers, it finally happened: the man who...
2 days ago • 2 min read